ISO sexy, intelligent, playful...you? (19446, Lansdale, PA)
You've probably sifted through many many fake ads before landing on mine searching for that post that fits what you seek.Perhaps what I want matches what you want and you can stop looking.I've had some luck on here before, so I'm back...looking for someone sexy, smart, open minded, with a sense of humor for NSA fun on occasion. While interested only in something casual, I'm looking for ongoing, so I need to be attracted to you both mentally and physically (and hope you desire the same), which does require some conversation. So, please don't just send me a phone number or expect to meet tonight. The more entertaining the banter, the more quickly looking to get laid want to meet. ;)If you're intelligent, confident (but not cocky), witty, sensual, open minded, creative, able to play at your place and mine without secrecy, and are looking for someone similar, let me know. Share something about yourself, what you're looking for and I'll definitely reply in kind if there's a possible connection.I'm interested in locals only, no visitors and ideally between the ages of 29-45. I'm in my 30's, attractive, educated, employed and normally available weeknights and weekends. More details about me with my reply to your reply.(Also, while I'm looking for myself only, if you are interested in also playing with me and my husband sometimes, even better.)

Full figured sucker needed... (Lansdale, Pennsylvania , Delaware Valley)
When you're a plus size woman, people like to say ''yeah, she's cute in the face'', as if being full figured is such a disgrace. Honey, I'm cute in the face, and I'm thick in the waist. I look good whether I'm in cotton, leather, or lace. I'm beautiful, vibrant and above all, smart! And there's more to me than my weight, I also have a heart. Yes my clothes maybe a bigger size, that just means you have access to a better prize. We all are not self-conscious about our weight, and we never have a problem getting a date. So don't think your small frame gives you more pull, I'm a hot, sexy, curvy woman with a figure that's full!!!There is not a fucking thing wrong with me. I'm sexy, I'm beautiful, I'm sweet. My weight and color should not define me as a person. I'm a bunny, honey. I just happen to be a chubby black one. And so what? I guarantee that once you get to know me, that will be the last thing that matters. And that's all I want. To get to know someone. Take me to lunch. Let's have coffee. I'm not about to jump right in bed with you. I'd like to know a little something first. I always thought I was beyond the whole FWB thing. I'm now getting to the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck anymore, I think. I don't exactly want a relationship. But I don't want just a fuck buddy either. THAT, I AM BEYOND. So I am trying to come to terms with the fwb thing. The operative word being FRIEND. Someone that I can actually do things with. Talk to. Text. Have conversations that don't revolve around JUST sex and the size of my boobs. Go out every now and then. Grab looking to get laid bite. Shoot some pool. I am past the bullshit. If you chose to respond, just know that I am NOT about mind games. I will not participate. If you're not on some serious shit, do not waste my time. That shit is fucking valuable. I'm honest and to the point. If you bore me, you will know. Deal with it. Lately I have attracted a lot of assholes. But I can be just as much of a bitch. Don't make me.Anyway, when you respond, know that I do not want to play email tag. I don't want to play ''Maybe we'll meet. Maybe we won't''. If you feel the need to say ''discretion is a must'', don't bother. Be between the ages of 25 and 40 at the most. I don't want to babysit. If you don't have a car or a place that we can hang out, don't bother. If you don't live in Carbondale or don't want to make the drive TO Carbondale, don't bother. I like white guys. Just a preference. I am open to other races for friends, but I am not so much attracted to them. Sorry. Want to be taken seriously? Send a picture WITH your response. In the subject put a random fact about yourself. Humor me. I like to laugh. Yep, I know it's a lot. I don't expect a lot of responses. But I'm hoping the ones that I get will be genuine. Have at it.Ps. To all you bitches and assholes who get off on flagging people, know that I curse you to the deepest depths of Hades. Get a fucking life. Don't like what you read here? Use the fucking back button and move on. Simple, really.


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