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The last few guys I've dated have not been able to get me off. I LOVE sex, but usually need it followed by a man willing to use my vibrating dildo to get me off...is anyone cool with this and won't get their ego's all bent out of shape. Tired of being sexually frustrated. Looking for something ongoing if there is chemistry and I like a good kisser! It might be fun to try some other experimental stuff too.I am really good looking but kind of picky (sorry, I can't help it). If I'm attracted to you I'll send you a few pics and if you are interested, lets definitely get laid asap! Please write toys in the title of your response. Have a great night!

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Cute, curvy and creative female is seeking a clean non-smoker for nsa fun. I hope I can find someone. Write back, I am desperately craving to get laid very soon

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Attractive Female looking for a casual sexpartner (Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87111)
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i think i'm in heat...don't get me wrong, i'm not an out of control slut or anything. i am looking to get laid, i like having sex and being affectionate and shit. i'm not interested in a boyfriend, but i might be interested in a ''friends with benefits'' situation. having someone safe and clean around for adult fun would be ideal. this dude would be super chill, with a life and interests. affectionate. down for a slow friendship but action packed skin-on-skin time. i find myself drawn to men who are a bit older than i. between 24-45. open to race(prone to white guys). must be dope, not whack. me: i work a lot, but i make time for the important things(i.e a good romp). i'm fairly easy going. i'm smart enough. i enjoy profanity and a good film. i'm 5'6. latin and european. long long dark hair. thick/zaftig (size 16, large tatas, thick bum) healthy, strong, confident (plenty of photos to share). what do you think? p.s. let me know that you actually read my post. Shallow replies will be ignored.

BBW seeking Male....no females please (Fort Lauderdale, Florida, 33311)
Just to let alll the fellas know. I will NOT be responding to emails after 5pm because I do have a job to be at by that time. I am a sane, D/D free, married female who isn't getting any at home due to husband's medical issues. It has been damn near a year and I can not ignore my needs any longer. You know it's bad when you keep having sex dreams ugh. Anyway, I love my husband dearly and am NOT looking to change my marital status. I have had plenty of offers but, wasn't interested cuz they wanted more than just sex....... I am looking for STRICTLY NSA encounters with ONE guy (I may be lonely but, I'm not a hoe). I am NOT interested in meeting up today. I would like to meet and see if we click and if we click we get laid....... Requirements, must be D/D free, condoms are a definite MUST, must be able to host, able to keep your big mouth shut, be of average build (cuz 2 big ppl dont fit well, if you know what I mean), must love to eat pussy, must be packing 7 1/2 to 12 inches,must be circumsized, like a bossy woman in the bedroom but, isn't afraid to boss back. must like a little s&m but, nothing hardcore and if you want anal then you need not reply. I am not looking for a man with mommy issues. I don't care if you smoke cigarettes, are 420 friendly or drink, that's your business.....If interested, put FOR JADE in the subject line so that I know your not a bot or spam. Pic for pic, NO BODY PIC, NO RESPONSE. Brown eyes, tattoos and piercing (as long as your dick isn't pierced), all a plus..........I do have a life outside of this ad. Patience is a virtue. If I can wait damn near a year for dick, then you can wait a few minutes for pussy. Thank you and Have a nice day.