Do you make the cut? (Kailua, Hawaii )
Alright guys, here's the drill: I'm picky. And not picky in the ''he must be good looking and fit'' (which helps) but picky as in I KNOW WHAT I NEED to be happy.Here's the list of what you looking to get laid (it's an all in thing):MUST love hockey (I'm not a Craps fan, but as long as you can handle me telling you how much better my boys are than yours, you can be one)SHOULD like or be willing to deal with me liking football (I'm not a Ravens fan, whole different division)MUST be 5'5'' or tallerYour name can NOT start with the letter ''J'' (sorry, bad luck there)Dark sense of humor (sick, sadistic, sometimes perverted)Love travelHave a job (no slackers or slobs)No living with your parents (unless you have a DAMN good reason)No country musicNo rap (Country + Rap = CRAP)Smart - I love nerds, geeks, and the likeNO HIPSTERS!!! I hate hipsters and they must die....I prefer dark hair (brown or black) Red heads can apply, as long as you aren't offended if I call you ginger.MUST love dogsDecent shape - I'm not obese and you shouldn't be either.MUST love the outdoors - hiking, camping, etc.NOT an alcoholic - a few drinks here and there are fine, but no partiers.NO negative peopleMUST be ok with tattoos
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single, indep, sexy small woman with good pussy and ass, looking for the same in a male for sexual companionship. ( need a big dick 9 or better, thick) (guys.....PLEASE!! Be well dressed, no fitteds or durags! Im a grown sexy mature woman looking for a MAN!! Breath fresh, clean, smell good and no std's....safe relations always) lets talk........I am a real person with real feelings and values.Looking for some peeps to hang out with and just have fun. looking for sex or anything like that. Just msg me with your picture and tell me about yourself and we'll go from there! hope to hear from ya soon.I know you probably won't see something like this, but worth a shot. It was almost 10 last night and I ran into the gas station. I was on my way out and you let me walk in front of you. You flashed me a smile, and were nice. You seem sweet, and I keep seeing your smile.Long shot, I know.. but if you see this, and are single/interested, reply and tell me somethisee this, and are single/interested, reply and tell me something that will let me know it is actually you. Every time I look into his shit eating grin or he shares something with me, I think of you because he looks just like you. Thank you for the biggest blessing anyone could ever give someone. I hope youre happy wherever you are happy... If you ever decide to be a part of his life, he needs his dad and if you can ever forgive me for telling you I could replace you, I was wrong. If he knew you and you knew him, life would be close to perfect. You said if I needed you to let someone know, we need you. I screwed up again, bad because the truth is I will never stop find anyone better than you, I'll always love you. He laughs like you and his kisses, all you'd ever need is him. If you saw him, you'd know that... I pay to God you still read these nutso ads... you told the judge he is your son, so I know you know...Me:Well I suppose ''describe yourself'' blurbs/paragraphs are very similar in nature to a Rorschach inkblot. You see yourself one way, and the world around you sees you as something completely different. That's not to say that both interpretations aren't true or valid...it just complicates things...more than a little. So how do I see myself? Well...I suppose first and foremost come the string of labels (I'm not a label fan- I feel that labels limit who we are and what we can come to be as people, but sadly, they are unavoidable)....so here goes...I'm white (average height (5'6), curvy (size 16, 40DDD), red hair, blue eyes), female, straight, single, mostly child-free (I teach), a non smoker, a social drinker, a political independent, who is not currently aligned with any particular religion. I'm a 6th grade, Gifted & Talented teacher, but I have an English background (yeah, I'm one of those annoying word Nazis). When I'm not working or spending time with friends and family, I've usually got my nose buried in a book, playing a video game (I'm one of those mythical female gamers!) or I'm listening to music (I am an unabashed music whore). I'm definitely attracted to the arts- traditional media, music, photography, film, etc. I admire anyone that can create...that can dream and share those dreams in turn. I'm a caffeine junkie, a night owl, and a savant of sarcasm. I like to learn about new things and new ways of looking at this thing we call life. But to put it simply... People are complicated- full of ideals, morals, values, dreams, ambitions, goals, etc...I'm no different. I'm a self admitted mess, but I'm a unique mess...and that makes me pretty fun. I'm random, energetic, passionate, and a little bit weird, I'm highly intelligent, driven, sarcastic, at times, a walking contradiction and a million other quirky things.Disclaimer:Obviously, I wouldn't be posting here if I weren't some sort of social cripple, but I know exactly who I am, and I'm not looking be changed or to change anyone.So that's me. . .who are you?You:I'm looking for a mostly sane, witty, geeky, creative, indie/emo/rock-loving, video-game playing, non-religious, socially progressive, well-educated guy who reads for pleasure (preferably fantasy/science fiction), enjoys film, and likes to debate for hours. Someone who likes Tim Burton, Depeche Mode, and Grey Goose vodka. . .Someone who is equally comfortably staying home, chilling on the couch, playing Guitar Hero II or going out for Thai food and a show.More specifically: No married or attached men. No mama drama. No friends with benefits. No creeps (Yes, this includes you ''dominant'' types - I'm all for kink, but I'm not into being controlled.) No smokers, no drug users, no on-the-floor drunks. Must have some kind of direction in life -- be it school or career. Ambition is a sexy quality.If you can match all of that, I think it's safe to say the rest is negotiable.Us?:Like what get laid well and often read so far? Well then, try me. . .We'll see some shows, make some stuff, read to each other, swap playlists, play drunken Scrabble, and when it stops being fun, be it two weeks or two years from now, we'll let it go. Because we are in it for the pleasure of good company, true affection, intellectual equality, and the stomach-fluttering sweetness of infatuation.Looking for male version of meI am a single mother that is looking for a little ''me'' time. I am not sure what exactly I am looking for at this point. I guess I am up for anything to see where things lead. My kids are my life so please be kid friendly. Also don't waste either of our time if you live at home with your parents, no job, no car or are just a complete douche to begin with... Pic for pic...lets get to know each other. Oh and please tell me about yourself. None of this one sentence nonsense :)
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gotta find a guy that is able to satify me (96734, HI, Honolulu County)
Not certain what to be expecting but here it goes. I am 23 years old, 5 feet 7 inches, 120lbs, looking to get laid looking, with brown hair and black eyes. I am hoping to meet some one for a casual encounter, it may develope into a committed one at some point, migh [...]
I really fail to understand how many men dont understand that, IMO, it is not a complement when some random guy who is looking to get laid, starts hitting on me, it has nothing to do with how desireable I am, it is more about some stranger playing the odds with as many women as possible, hoping to get his rocks off.
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Looking to be submissive little girl for Daddy, maybe I have been bad, or maybe daddy just wants to touch his little girl for a little while. If you like this roleplay and okay with rewarding your little girl, paying for sex reply with your fantasy, pic, and [...]
Something for you to remember (Kailua, Hawaii )
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Student looking for housing (96734, Kailua, Hawaii)
I'll be around from mid-June until early August taking classes, but I'm in desperate need of housing. Am willing to do looking to get laid in exchange for free housing for those few months.